
On the weekend of May 15-17th, Houston's Bare Naked Buddies are hosting Forbidden Disco, a cis gay male nudist camp out. This year we're heading to the forest at D-Ranch Retreat for a disco themed campout. Bring your barely-there disco attire!
Your registration covers your entrance fee, plus five meals from Friday dinner through Sunday breakfast, including soft drinks, coffee, other assorted drinks & bottled water. Additionally, we will provide a weekend of cocktail socials, pool time, games, arts & crafts, hiking, and naked yoga.
Tent, bunkbed, cabin and other additional housing costs detailed below.
If you have been afraid to attend a nudist event before, first-timers have the option to wear a thong or jockstrap. No shorts or full-coverage garments as we're still a nudist event.
We look forward to our 11th naked campout with our Bare Nake Buddies.

REGISTRATION FEES:
Registration $85 - open February 15 - May 8
Sign up for a 30-minute work shift and save $15
Registration Closes May 8th
ACCOMMODATION RATES
Tent Camping
Registration Fee plus:
• $20 per person - primitive
• $25 per person - with electricity
Bunkhouse Beds:
Twin bunkbeds in private room
Two-person occupancy required
Seven rooms available - beddings, pillows, and towels provided
Registration Fee + $68 per person
Queen Bunk + Twin bunk in private room
Three-person occupancy required
Four rooms available - beddings, pillows, and towels provided
Registration Fee + $72 per person
• Rooms are not available for single occupancy.
Don't have a bunkmate? We'll pair you up!
RV Hookups:
Registration Fee + $45 per RV (two occupants)
All occupants pay registration fees but only lead RV registrant pays the additional $45 RV fee.
30-amp, water & electricity only - no dump station.
Four small RV/popup camper sites available - 25' max length
NO PETS ALLOWED
This event is being held rain or shine.
NO REFUNDS for rain forecasts.
NO REFUNDS after May 8th as we have begun spending funds on literally everything needed to produce this event based on your registration and commitment to attend.

Bare Naked Buddies (BNB) began in 2008 as a naked camping group for Houston area men. The group is home to over 150 active members. If you would like to join the BNB Meetup group to join us for future campouts, visit /www.meetup.com/bare-naked-buddies/. Mention that you heard about us here!
D-Ranch Retreat is a privately owned campground featuring 130 acres of piney woods, open pastures with friendly horses, hiking trails, and an in-ground swimming pool and hot tub. Visit them at D Ranch Retreat for more information.

Noon: Check in, set up camp & get naked
5pm: Drive-by Jello Shot run throughout the campground
8pm: Dinner (late dinner to allow for all guests to arrive)
9:30pm: Yoga in the recreation shed hosted by Jerry
All Night: Gather around the bonfire, party in the tent area, or visit the compound
8:30am-ish: Breakfast
10am: Advanced yoga in the recreation shed hosted by Jerry
11:30am: Trail Hike
1pm: Lunch
All Day: Naked Volleyball and other games. Feel free to bring games to share
3:00pm: Bead bracelet and disco loincloth Arts & Crafts in the dining area
5:30 pm: All levels naked yoga by the pool hosted by Jerry
7pm: Dinner
8:30pm: Progressive Cocktail Party. Slip into your "barely there" neon disco gear and enjoy the roaming cocktail socials and party favors throughout the campground! Six hosting sites, 15 minutes each ending at the recreation shed (Studio 69) for a disco party.
Non-alcoholic drinks provided at each stop
11:30pm - QUIET TIME
8:30am-ish: Breakfast
No rush to dash out! Take your time to say your final goodbyes!
Noon: Break Camp & Check out
See you on the weekend of September 11-13, 2026 for our next event!

In order to have a fun and enjoyable camping experience, we do have a few guidelines to observe and follow. Please click below to find out more.

The link below offers more detailed information about campground rules, housing, meals, etc. Please read carefully and contact us if you have any questions.